Two scientists walk into a bar:
"I’ll have an H2O."
"I’ll have an H2O, too."
the bartender presents them with punk rock band H2O. They mosh happily. Then drink water. PMA 4 ever.
hardcore boys on tumblr w x’s in their URLs who reblog only girls selfies with thirsty tags and porn gifs captioned “this.”
I have no idea how it happened but it was in a brownie I was eating earlier. A brownie I MADE. Carefully. So honestly i have no clue how or why there were tiny tiny screws in it. Maybe someone who works in construction was trying to kill me. Hopefully, like you say, i’ll get it back in a day or so. I mean, my digestive system is pretty cool.